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Fanime Fun Time- Get Free Cockblock Stuff.
05/26/2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:


Well Cockblocks are bouncing around Fanimecon right now. They will be here all weekend so come see them at the Stitchmind Artworks table. Since I have all you here, I have a special request for you. I started a twitter awhile ago, but I haven’t done much with it. It sure is a lonely place, so I have a special treat for you. If you are at Fanime and you show Stitchmind Artworks that you have added either my Twitter or my Facebook, we will give you a free Cockblock temporary tattoo. Use it to brand yourself or your friends with mystical Cockblock powers. If you already added Cockblock to your thing, just tweet or post a comment or picture of our Artist Alley table to get the tattoo. Hope to see some new followers, Cockblock needs more friends!

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock
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Brown and White Swirl
05/23/2012 · CATEGORY: Picture Time · BY:


Look who has arrived! Yay!

Best,
Cockblock
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The Brown Cockblock is Coming.
05/20/2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello all, Cockblock here and we have a special announcement. I have a new friend the Brown Cockblock!

These dolls are just as powerful as my lighter colored comrades but they sport a stylish brown plume instead. I am excited to be joined by my new brethren but to my dismay it wont be forever. The Stitch has told me that Brown Cockblocks are LIMITED EDITION and only one hundred of them have been made before he ran out of mana.

They will be up for sale starting at Fanime Con and hopefully on the website shortly after. I will announce them when that happens. Hope you pick one up!

Happy Cockblocking,
Cockblock
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Come see Cockblock at Fanime
05/16/2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Fanime is coming and Cockblock is going to be there. Fanimecon for those who don’t know is a huge annual Anime convention in San Jose CA. I loves me some anime because big beady eyes and tiny little mouths are something I can relate to. I am very versed in the Animes, My favorite character is the Seth Macfarlane…

Stitchmind Artworks, our wonderful supervisors, will be in the Artist Alley at table 198. They will have lots of fun Cockblock goodies and some new surprises I hear.

The room is huge since Fanimecon is growing in huge popularity. dont get lost and just remember to find us in the middle somewhere.
Stay tuned for cool announcements related to the show.

more show info at www.fanime.com

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock
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New Wallpaper: Spring is here Cockblock
05/11/2012 · CATEGORY: Nuggets of Goodness · BY:

How about another wallpaper to download:


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Cockblock
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Tip of the CockBlock: Spring is here.
05/04/2012 · CATEGORY: Tip of the Cockblock · BY:

Bust out those comically oversized sunhats and paper-thin parasols, young lovers—spring is finally upon us! Multicolored flowers have sprung into full bloom, droves of beautiful butterflies and short-tempered bees are abuzz, and the kernels of love are a-cracklin’ like a big pot of Jiffy Pop, purchased at the Convenience Store of Consummation and dangled gingerly over the Stovetop of Intimacy.

Yes, spring has long been my favorite season, and it warms the depths of my downy heart to see so many folks take those first tentative baby steps towards nurturing relationships, all with their tentative little baby feet. Too often does togetherness get the short-shrift in the seasonal grand scheme, so let’s embrace this opportunity before the doldrums of winter are back upon us! That’s right—it’s time to get out and meet some new people with the help of…



1. Ain’t No Party Like a Party With Several People in Attendance

Out of the countless parties and “par-tays” that I’ve crashed since I was a wee chicklet, I’ve found the get-togethers with more than one person to be the most successful. What’s that? You’re staying in on a perfectly good Friday night? Girl, what’chu talkin’ ‘bout, with your CSI, warm blanket, and bottle of decent red wine—close that Netflix tab and go get your mingle on! We’ve got three months of stunning spring weather to celebrate, and those semen-encrusted crime scene corpses will be waiting when you get back.


2. The Night is Young, and Youth is Fleeting

Despite what the cryogenically preserved starlets that haunt Hollywood’s boutiques and beauty parlors might lead you to believe, you’re only young once! And besides, who wants to do Jello shots and listen to Ludacris rap about asses of varying sizes when they’re all old and nasty, and, like, in a wheelchair whilst offering their grandkids raisins from the warm plastic baggie in their purse? What, you can afford all that heart medicine, but you can’t splurge on a pack of Gobstoppers?!


3. Bring a Wingman

Sure, anyone and everyone can “hook up” if they just lower their standards enough and abandon their moral compasses, but the Mighty Cockblock’s about much more than getting his beak wet, so to speak. Take it from me: The only commitment that a night-long fling will bring is committing your genitals to a hefty helping of crab medication. Because you’ll probably get crabs. Instead, howsabout we take this slow, invite that fine honey back to your pad, dim the lights real low, boot up The English Patient on Blu-ray, and all three of us share a jumbo-sized bowl of trail mix while we learn a little something about raw emotion.

Awww yeah, now that’s what I call a stellar spring. Until next time, Cockblock Comrades!

Mighty Cockblock

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