Sale on Cockblocks
11/29/2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Black Friday is here! Today only I’m having a sale on White Cockblocks they are 20% off! That’s 20 bucks for a white one and only 36 for a big fat one!
Holy Crap what a steal! And looky here we even have some limited edition brown and black dolls back in stock. The day just keeps getting better.
You know you want to give someone the gift of Cockblock magic this Holiday, Go ahead go to the store and get one!
Spooky Cockblocks are now available
11/27/2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
Our Store is now updated to sell the Spooky Black Cockblocks.
Because the only thing better then then a powerful magic Cockblock is a powerful magic Cockblock with FEAR.
Go get one.
Do not disappoint me you wretches.
Black Friday Saaaaaaale!
11/25/2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Hello all my Crispy fans! It’s me Mighty Cockblock and I’ve come here to tell you that the darkest of all the Fridays is looming upon us.
Black Friday I am sure everyone in the greedy sections of the world knows. Is a glorious day where everyone prepares for the Final Holiday of the year. A holiday where everyone gives something to someone. This global burst of generosity is balanced out by using Black Friday as an excuse to go to the store and be the greediest, gobbliest, most consumeriest person ever and buy a bunch of stuff for yourself while being allowed to punch nearby fellow shopper in the face. It’s Great and We hare at Cockblock want to join in on the madness.
So on Friday I’m gonna have a Sale on white Cockblocks! I’m still arguing with The Stitch about what that sale exactly is. I wanted to give them away, but he just screamed something about us needing the money to do things like stay alive. Pssh! Whatever the case Check out THE STORE this Friday and see what wonderful Cockblock and Stitchmind Artworks goodies you can get for your children for your holiday giving needs.
Because no gift is greater then Cockblock.