Horny Cockblocks now on Sale
11/22/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
Just in time for your gifting shenanigans, Horny Cockblock have arrived in the store. This new doll has a horn… obviously, but also has a special vibrator inside it so it does a happy little Cockblock jig when you want to be cheered up… Comes in purple or extreme rainbow pastel.
Order one today in the Stitchmind Artworks store, hurry before their optimism burns a hole in my head.
Black Friday aproaches
11/19/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The blackness approaches!
My favorite holiday once again approaches! And we are not talking about the one with the turkeys. It’s the other one that happens at the same time! Black Friday! A day to secure the greatest of deals on the stuff you really NEED!
This week we will be celebrating the release of some of our newer items this year. First off we got the aforementioned Horny Cockblocks landing in from the rainbow planes with their magic horns and hot vibrating action!
These guys are new so grab them quick because they will be gone before you know it.
If vibrating horns aren’t your style we got some sales going on too. Our fancy-pancy trinkets will be on sale with metal keychains going for 20% off and our new line of enamel pins are going to be a whopping 30% off!
If you still haven’t grabbed a classic Cockblock yet we will have the white ones at 20% off and the still new classic Mewshroom in Red is also going for 20% off!
Still not enough blackening of fries for you? How about this salty treat, all plush orders placed this weekend will come with a free mini sticker pack!
Think of how amazing you will look as you gift these treats to your closest friends and family! But really think of yourself and how sweet it would be to get some of this stuff for the most important person of all! Remember these deals are short and hot, Lasting only the weekend! So go ahead and go to the store and get one!
The Horny Cockblock Invades!
11/12/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
From the mystic cosmos of the stars beyond… or at least from a high schoool girl’s Trapper Keeper from the 90’s comes the new Horny Vibrating Cockblock.
Horny Cockblocks are the best! The list of reasons why can go on forever! Lets start with that horn! So majestic! You can be sure that these Cockblocks are packing gallons of horny CB magic to ensure your social life is in peak control. What else is there? Well looks like these little fellas travel in pairs. Horny Cockblocks can come in either classy purple plumage, or more bold & wild rainbow pastel getup. This is one Cockblock that knows how to peacock around!
Oh yea one more thing. These guys can move! Horny Cockblocks have a little string on their butts. What mysterious powers will they display if someone were to pull that tempting line of fate?
That’s right VIBRATING ACTION. These Cockblocks are certainly making me weep with joy, we’re talking double rainbow style tears people!
Horny Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks really really son! We are talking like next week here folks!
Hope you can contain yourselves until then!
Something Horny is Out There
11/10/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The twisted aura of Cockblock spreads far and wide growing more uncontrollable each passing day, like a dancing storm! Sometimes that chaos goes in directions that even the most flippant of minds can’t comprehend. Mystical, magical places, and from he looks of it that’s just whats happening very soon. A new form of unidentified Cockblock is once again approaching us! The distant rumblings of something powerful, something shaky, something with girth! What strange new types of Cockblocks are out there in the stars? Let’s find out!