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Horny Cockblocks now on Sale
November 22, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Just in time for your gifting shenanigans, Horny Cockblock have arrived in the store. This new doll has a horn… obviously, but also has a special vibrator inside it so it does a happy little Cockblock jig when you want to be cheered up… Comes in purple or extreme rainbow pastel.
Order one today in the Stitchmind Artworks store, hurry before their optimism burns a hole in my head.

The Stitch

Deep Fried Cockblocks now on Sale
November 24, 2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.

The Stitch

Fishy Cockblocks now on Sale
July 15, 2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Our Store is now updated to sell Fishy Cockblocks. Fishy blue Cockblock dolls with magic tails and pink fins.
Hurry up and Get them out of here before the cat eats them all.

The Stitch

Fruity Cockblocks are now Available
June 2, 2014 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Our Store is now updated to sell the Fruity Red and Orange Cockblocks.
These new Cockblock squeak in loud and proud.
I suggest you get some and take them off my hands. I can only stand that noise for so long…

The Stitch

Spooky Cockblocks are now available
November 27, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Our Store is now updated to sell the Spooky Black Cockblocks.
Because the only thing better then then a powerful magic Cockblock is a powerful magic Cockblock with FEAR.
Go get one.
Do not disappoint me you wretches.

The Stitch

Lets do a like and share giveaway
August 14, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello infidels,

It is I, The Stitch. Mighty has been once again harassing me from my busy schedule of despising you all to say he wants more attention on the Facebooks to flaunt his egotistical ways.

So I setup a little giveaway for him. Go to The Cockblock facebook page and look for this image:

Lets put it up for…lets say a month and a half so I don’t have to deal with this for awhile (and get back to my despising). Come Sept 30th I’ll randomly select three people who were smart enough to like AND share this image and I’ll send each of them one a classic white Cockblock Doll.

Well why are you still here? Go ahead and see and get outta my face.

The Stitch

New Stitchmind Store and Cockblock Tags for sale
June 19, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Stitchmind Artworks has streamlined their design and now fully intergrates Cockblock into the Stitchmind Webstore. Click on the shopping link above to get your Cockblock stuff.

We have also put up the Cockblock dogtags for online sale.

Lots of colors, lots of style, go buy one so Cockblock stops whining like a baby.

The Stitch

A Fat Cockblock has appeared.
November 20, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello fools,

It is I, The Stitch. Mighty is out doing stupid adventures for the Thanksgiving holiday, but he sent me back some of Special Cockblocks and asked me to place them in the Shop section to hopefully send them to good homes. He says these Cockblocks are “fed with extra magical CB powers to make them more potent and more amazing”. I just think they are fatter and larger then normal ones.

Here’s a pic of one of them next to a normal doll and a persimmon so you can grasp the size with your primitive shape-deducing mind. More Cockblock means more Love to bask in if you go by Mighty’s stupid ways. Or you can side with me and use your huge Cockblock for its true purpose; Isolating the meek! The choice is up to you but I strongly suggest you take the isolation path…

You can pick them up now in the Store.

The Stitch

Brown Cockblocks are now available
June 8, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

I updated the online store to sell Brown Cockblocks. You ingrates better pick one up because we only have a few and you all need more Cockblocking in your life.

The Stitch is now up.
March 10, 2012 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello People,

So Cockblock is bugging me to build a website for him and his stupid ideas. So here it is… welcome to, a place where we will discuss the finer things of Cockblock life. This is a blog, I have no idea what we will blog about but I am sure if it involves Cockblock it will be dumb. Very very dumb.

The Stitch

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