Peacockbling Gold Cockblock Swaggers in!
May 22, 2020 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: cbadmin
Sometimes Cockblocks just need one thing to work. Full Peacocking bling 100%, And that’s just what this new breed of Cockblock is shooting for.
Cockbling Gold Cockblocks are the attention setters of the new Cockblock age. They are shiny and they are gold… They need nothing else. This heavy duty Cockblock is not for soft, flaccid hearts. They demand the throbbing rock-hard confidence of only those brave enough to harness GOLDEN COCK MAGIC.
Are you ready to fondle this powerful eight-sided nugget of joy? Cockbling Gold Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and are up in the store right now!
We are even going to do a special deal! For a limited time to celebrate the new release all Gold Cockblocks will come with a free mini gold Decal to so you can brand anything your want with cockbling power!
What are you waiting for? Prepare yourselves!
Tender Black Cockblocks are here!
November 28, 2019 · CATEGORY: Announcements,Uncategorized · BY: cbadmin
There is a new Cockblock type in town. A squishy shadowy force has emerged from the chicky depths to create a whole new type of black Cockblock.
Tender black Cockblocks boast an extra soft design to go with their freaky white eyes. finally you we can achieve the chess-like foundation to Cockblocks we always dreamed of!
Tender Black Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and are actually available RIGHT NOW for a SALE PRICE at the store! Go check them out!
Big Fat Cockblocks Incoming
October 15, 2018 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The day has finally come theBig Fat Cockblock is returning from the long darkness.
Long time fans may remember that Big Fat Cockblocks were popping up every now and then as freak Cockblocks occurrences, but these were just due to sizing inconsistencies and a total lack of mathematical skills!
So to keep them in check we said screw it and added their big fat DNA to the Cockblock alchemy. The result are these new and improved Big Fat Cockblock designs.
New Big Fats feature a streamlined design with huge eyes and a mondo size of 10 inches! Our biggest Cockblocks ever! They also come off in a new Black Color featuring pure white eyes as innocent as the fat they are filled with.
Big Fats Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks in the coming weeks. We are so excited that we are going have them for a special DISCOUNTED PREORDER PRICE so you can make sure you can secure one of these rare fat babes!
Something Big Fat and Black is Out There
October 5, 2018 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Cockblock essence keeps creeping along like a beautiful ivy bloom of anti-love. Growing and growing until all life is embraced by its magics. Lately they have been growing a lot. Maybe too much perhaps. Better proceed with caution for its that time again! A new Cockblock variant is crashing its way is down and the very soil is shaking with its arrival. Prepare your pants!
Horny Cockblocks now on Sale
November 22, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
Just in time for your gifting shenanigans, Horny Cockblock have arrived in the store. This new doll has a horn… obviously, but also has a special vibrator inside it so it does a happy little Cockblock jig when you want to be cheered up… Comes in purple or extreme rainbow pastel.
Order one today in the Stitchmind Artworks store, hurry before their optimism burns a hole in my head.
Black Friday aproaches
November 19, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The blackness approaches!
My favorite holiday once again approaches! And we are not talking about the one with the turkeys. It’s the other one that happens at the same time! Black Friday! A day to secure the greatest of deals on the stuff you really NEED!
This week we will be celebrating the release of some of our newer items this year. First off we got the aforementioned Horny Cockblocks landing in from the rainbow planes with their magic horns and hot vibrating action!
These guys are new so grab them quick because they will be gone before you know it.
If vibrating horns aren’t your style we got some sales going on too. Our fancy-pancy trinkets will be on sale with metal keychains going for 20% off and our new line of enamel pins are going to be a whopping 30% off!
If you still haven’t grabbed a classic Cockblock yet we will have the white ones at 20% off and the still new classic Mewshroom in Red is also going for 20% off!
Still not enough blackening of fries for you? How about this salty treat, all plush orders placed this weekend will come with a free mini sticker pack!
Think of how amazing you will look as you gift these treats to your closest friends and family! But really think of yourself and how sweet it would be to get some of this stuff for the most important person of all! Remember these deals are short and hot, Lasting only the weekend! So go ahead and go to the store and get one!
The Horny Cockblock Invades!
November 12, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
From the mystic cosmos of the stars beyond… or at least from a high schoool girl’s Trapper Keeper from the 90’s comes the new Horny Vibrating Cockblock.
Horny Cockblocks are the best! The list of reasons why can go on forever! Lets start with that horn! So majestic! You can be sure that these Cockblocks are packing gallons of horny CB magic to ensure your social life is in peak control. What else is there? Well looks like these little fellas travel in pairs. Horny Cockblocks can come in either classy purple plumage, or more bold & wild rainbow pastel getup. This is one Cockblock that knows how to peacock around!
Oh yea one more thing. These guys can move! Horny Cockblocks have a little string on their butts. What mysterious powers will they display if someone were to pull that tempting line of fate?
That’s right VIBRATING ACTION. These Cockblocks are certainly making me weep with joy, we’re talking double rainbow style tears people!
Horny Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks really really son! We are talking like next week here folks!
Hope you can contain yourselves until then!
Something Horny is Out There
November 10, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The twisted aura of Cockblock spreads far and wide growing more uncontrollable each passing day, like a dancing storm! Sometimes that chaos goes in directions that even the most flippant of minds can’t comprehend. Mystical, magical places, and from he looks of it that’s just whats happening very soon. A new form of unidentified Cockblock is once again approaching us! The distant rumblings of something powerful, something shaky, something with girth! What strange new types of Cockblocks are out there in the stars? Let’s find out!
Thankful Thanks time with Cockblock
November 24, 2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Well now this year is fast reaching its salty end! What a wild few months that has been. We here at Cockblock are just tickled and giddy about all the exciting things that came abound.
The year ain’t over yet though. Your ol’ pal Mighty has got a few more tricks up these vinyl sleeves to throw at you guys. First off our new pals the Mewshrooms have just sprouted and are invading homes and lives as we speak! To make them feel welcome, Cockblock is going to be giving them a little fanfare to ring in the shopping season. For this years Black Friday special all Mewshroom purchases with come with an extra special limited edition free postcard gift. Now when you Bless someone with the Fungapuss you can write an official note to tell them how much they mean (or don’t mean) to you.
If Black Friday doesnt get you all riled up then you are probably the type that likes to sit back this weekend and feast on the birds and cornucopias! If that’s the case we got good news for you to. To celebrate the holiday we have finally gotten the long overdue Deep Fried Cockblock up in the store. Now everyone can nab the newest Cockblock mutation and chow down on the holy greasiness.
You can find more info on these guys in the Stitchmind Store. Thank you all for the thanky thankings and thanks for looking!
Deep Fried Cockblocks now on Sale
· CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.