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Cockblock Doll Adventures: A visit to the Zoo
August 29, 2013 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:


Hello friends today I am going to spend a day at the San Francisco Zoo. An exotic cornucopia of animals. Zoos are wonderful little places to learn and see creatures of the world.


However today I will be visiting the San Francisco Zoo. San Francisco has currently evolved into some sort of technology-smothered future city. Using the city’s magical powers such as “high rent” and “elitism” the growing bastion has successfully managed outcast and destroy all lifeforms that are incapable of working in startups. This includes animals.


The result leaves the zoo and all other non-trendy parks nothing more then a bleak desolate wasteland where the attractions sit and wait for a sliver of attention from the last remaining visitors that still think the animal kingdom is more interesting then their iPads.

But dont worry, Cockblock is here to enjoy the last few bits of this dying park! Let go look at some animals.

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