Cockblock Doll Adventures: A visit to the Zoo
08/29/2013 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY: Cockblock
Hello friends today I am going to spend a day at the San Francisco Zoo. An exotic cornucopia of animals. Zoos are wonderful little places to learn and see creatures of the world.
However today I will be visiting the San Francisco Zoo. San Francisco has currently evolved into some sort of technology-smothered future city. Using the city’s magical powers such as “high rent” and “elitism” the growing bastion has successfully managed outcast and destroy all lifeforms that are incapable of working in startups. This includes animals.
The result leaves the zoo and all other non-trendy parks nothing more then a bleak desolate wasteland where the attractions sit and wait for a sliver of attention from the last remaining visitors that still think the animal kingdom is more interesting then their iPads.
But dont worry, Cockblock is here to enjoy the last few bits of this dying park! Let go look at some animals.
Lets do a like and share giveaway
08/14/2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
It is I, The Stitch. Mighty has been once again harassing me from my busy schedule of despising you all to say he wants more attention on the Facebooks to flaunt his egotistical ways.
So I setup a little giveaway for him. Go to The Cockblock facebook page and look for this image:
Lets put it up for…lets say a month and a half so I don’t have to deal with this for awhile (and get back to my despising). Come Sept 30th I’ll randomly select three people who were smart enough to like AND share this image and I’ll send each of them one a classic white Cockblock Doll.
Well why are you still here? Go ahead and see and get outta my face.
Quick Pic: Vandalism
08/07/2013 · CATEGORY: Picture Time · BY: Cockblock
Someone Painted on the wall and knocked over this post! I Must be in the rough side of town.