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Cockblock Doll Adventures: A visit to the Zoo
August 29, 2013 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:


Hello friends today I am going to spend a day at the San Francisco Zoo. An exotic cornucopia of animals. Zoos are wonderful little places to learn and see creatures of the world.


However today I will be visiting the San Francisco Zoo. San Francisco has currently evolved into some sort of technology-smothered future city. Using the city’s magical powers such as “high rent” and “elitism” the growing bastion has successfully managed outcast and destroy all lifeforms that are incapable of working in startups. This includes animals.


The result leaves the zoo and all other non-trendy parks nothing more then a bleak desolate wasteland where the attractions sit and wait for a sliver of attention from the last remaining visitors that still think the animal kingdom is more interesting then their iPads.

But dont worry, Cockblock is here to enjoy the last few bits of this dying park! Let go look at some animals.

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Cockblock Doll Adventures: The Louvre
August 31, 2012 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:


Hello there! It’s me the Cockblock and today I am going to show you my ongoing journey through Paris with my visit to The Louvre.


The Louvre is pronounced “Loooofffpfpfth” and like most things in France is a testament to people who cant be decisive enough to choose on a building style.

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Cockblock Doll Adventures: Cockblock at the Eifel Tower
July 6, 2012 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:

*The palpable Cockblock travels out to see the exotic sights of the world.*


Why hello there! It’s me the Cockblock. I just got back from Paris and I got to see the mighty Eiffel Tower.


For those who don’t know the Eiffel tower, or “La Tour Eiffel” as they say in France, is a gigatnic architectural abomination with a corrupt and somewhat pointless purpose. Just like me! It was made in the late 80’s when people’s perception on beauty was undeveloped, and as such only about half of the world’s population think it’s pretty. It is one of the tallest structures in the world and it uses this height to its advantage when it plays basketball with the other buildings at night. There is a radio antennae or something at the top too.


Aside from the antennae, the tower’s main use is to generate tourist income. There is a line for the elevator to go up and see the tower. The line is ridiculously long and I’m a busy Cockblock so I decided to take the stairs which has no line at all for some strange reason…

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Cockblock Doll Adventures: A Trip to the Arcade
June 15, 2012 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:

Cockblock doll recently took a quick trip down to the arcade to see the games.





What fun! Where will I go next?

Best,
Cockblock



Our little cockblocks
March 19, 2012 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:


Chances are if you are here you have heard of the Cockblock Doll.

Heck you may even have on of your own. Most Cockblocks are evil and will block you from the joys of love, lust, and friendship! But some Cockblocks are good and they will ward off the bad mojos that bring upon loneliness. Either way one thing they love to do is help out, and here at mightycockblock.com that’s what we like to see! So keep on the lookout for our little guys:

And check back often to see what adventures and shenanigans they are up to.

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock



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