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Fishy Cockblocks Making a Splash
May 15, 2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

We have cried out to the briny depths and they have answered. The Fishy Cockblocks as coming ashore.

The Mystical Fishy Cockblock comes equipped with a dazzling shiny fish topwatfin and ONE EXTRA LIMB in the form of a cute little fishy-wishy tail. We considered having them smell like fish too, but The Stitch once again yelled at us for the thought…


Tastes just like chicken! or fish….

Fishy Cockblocks will join the rest of the limited edition line and will be up for sale in Stitchmind vending starting at FanimeCon 2015 and on the website shortly after. We will announce when that happens. Hope you fish one out!

Cheers,


Cockblock


Something Fishy is Out There
May 8, 2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Looks like our last adventure to the watery depths have caused a disturbance in the Cockblock Forces. Recent happenings have been reporting a strange finned presence out in the distance and heading our way. What moist horrors could be arriving at our doorstep? Something Fishy is definitely out there, I can smell it.

Cheers,


Cockblock


Fruity Cockblocks are now Available
June 2, 2014 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:


Our Store is now updated to sell the Fruity Red and Orange Cockblocks.
These new Cockblock squeak in loud and proud.
I suggest you get some and take them off my hands. I can only stand that noise for so long…

Regards,
The Stitch


Redesigned Cockblock Keychains are now in the Store
May 16, 2014 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Good news! The long requested Cockblock Keychains are finally back in stock and better then before.


This took way to long to make again sorry. But The Stitch said that the old rubber ones weren’t cutting it. We redesigned the keychains to be in with Silver metal instead and replaced the type with a be a die stamp back.

These guys are super sturdy and super sleek. Let your keys open new doors to Cockblock magic.

Get them at the Stitchmind store

Cheers,
Mighty Cockblock


The Fruity cockblock is coming
May 9, 2014 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

From the orchard of the Cockblock spring up brand new family members! Mighty has found Fruity Cockblocks have arisen.

Fruity Cockblock comes in not one but TWO different colors Fabulous Orange and Super Red, These mutant Cockblocks skip and frolic around with super fabulous special modified stem and leaf head pieces. Whats even better, squeeze their leaf and they emit peppy sounds!


This is one powerful new Cockblock.

Fruity Cockblocks will be joining the rest of the limited edition line and will be up for sale in Stitchmind vending starting at FanimeCon 2014 and on the website shortly after. We will announce when that happens. Hope you pick one up!

Cheers,


Cockblock


Something fruity is out there.
March 27, 2014 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Cockblock Magic is strong stuff. Rumor has it that the very essence can seep deep into the earth itself. What horrible effect could this have on the soil? We don’t know for sure but we have been hearing some complaining from The Stitch about having trouble sleeping due to a “strange squeaking sound” coming from the trees. I wonder if those two things are related? Maybe something Faaaaabulous is about to happen.

Cheers,


Cockblock


Spooky Cockblocks are now available
November 27, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:


Our Store is now updated to sell the Spooky Black Cockblocks.
Because the only thing better then then a powerful magic Cockblock is a powerful magic Cockblock with FEAR.
Go get one.
Do not disappoint me you wretches.

Regards,
The Stitch


Cockblock Buttons now up on the Store
July 10, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Were having a blast making new Cockblock goodies to enchant with our mystic Cockblock energies. One thing people have always been asking for is buttons! A great way to for people to show what they stand for with pride.

To keep up with the times Were releasing some special COCKBLOCK button sets to the webstore. We got three button sets available and to make them shine with that special Cockblock spice we are giving them each shocking and inappropriate names!


Cockblock Painty Panty Button Set
The Painty Panty Set comes with a pink Cockblock Button, an “I cockblock you” Photo Button, A rainbow painted cockblock logo button. And and orange button of yours truly. A sultry set for the spice of your life.


Cockblock Hip to be Square Button Set
The Hip to be Square Set comes with a blue Cockblock button, an colored cube wall of Cockblock Button, A ash grey cockblock logo button. And and purple button of me!. A great set for those who want to show others they are on the cutting edge of cockblocking trends.


Cockblock Cosmic Thrusting Button Set
The Cosmic Thrusting Set comes with a Yellow Cockblock button, an pink cube stack Cockblock Button, A Purple Spaaaace Cockblock logo button. And and green button of yours truly. An out of this world set to blow minds away with the power of the Cock!

These are all up in the store now so grab some today.

Mighty Cockblock


Cockblock Doll’s Revised Design
June 21, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Cockblock Dolls are pouring out of the headquarters like a slow unstoppable wave of molasses. I bring pangs of Joy to my hear to see fans and follwers using their Cockblock Dolls to their fullest extent.

We are never complacent however! In our never ending strive for better quality Cockblocking times, We are rolling out a new redesign for the standard white Cockblock.


As you can see the new dolls will feature big cute eyes and a higher quality surface exterior so you can rub you face all over that thang! They also get advanced wing definition and a more “blocky” feel. Mind blowing. With these new dolls, Cockblock magic can be amplified by bazillions!


You can get a new doll at our NEW SHOP! grab one today and join in the Cockblock magic.

Mighty Cockblock


New Stitchmind Store and Cockblock Tags for sale
June 19, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Stitchmind Artworks has streamlined their design and now fully intergrates Cockblock into the Stitchmind Webstore. Click on the shopping link above to get your Cockblock stuff.

We have also put up the Cockblock dogtags for online sale.

Lots of colors, lots of style, go buy one so Cockblock stops whining like a baby.

Regards,
The Stitch


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