Black Friday aproaches
November 19, 2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The blackness approaches!
My favorite holiday once again approaches! And we are not talking about the one with the turkeys. It’s the other one that happens at the same time! Black Friday! A day to secure the greatest of deals on the stuff you really NEED!
This week we will be celebrating the release of some of our newer items this year. First off we got the aforementioned Horny Cockblocks landing in from the rainbow planes with their magic horns and hot vibrating action!
These guys are new so grab them quick because they will be gone before you know it.
If vibrating horns aren’t your style we got some sales going on too. Our fancy-pancy trinkets will be on sale with metal keychains going for 20% off and our new line of enamel pins are going to be a whopping 30% off!
If you still haven’t grabbed a classic Cockblock yet we will have the white ones at 20% off and the still new classic Mewshroom in Red is also going for 20% off!
Still not enough blackening of fries for you? How about this salty treat, all plush orders placed this weekend will come with a free mini sticker pack!
Think of how amazing you will look as you gift these treats to your closest friends and family! But really think of yourself and how sweet it would be to get some of this stuff for the most important person of all! Remember these deals are short and hot, Lasting only the weekend! So go ahead and go to the store and get one!
Thankful Thanks time with Cockblock
November 24, 2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Well now this year is fast reaching its salty end! What a wild few months that has been. We here at Cockblock are just tickled and giddy about all the exciting things that came abound.
The year ain’t over yet though. Your ol’ pal Mighty has got a few more tricks up these vinyl sleeves to throw at you guys. First off our new pals the Mewshrooms have just sprouted and are invading homes and lives as we speak! To make them feel welcome, Cockblock is going to be giving them a little fanfare to ring in the shopping season. For this years Black Friday special all Mewshroom purchases with come with an extra special limited edition free postcard gift. Now when you Bless someone with the Fungapuss you can write an official note to tell them how much they mean (or don’t mean) to you.
If Black Friday doesnt get you all riled up then you are probably the type that likes to sit back this weekend and feast on the birds and cornucopias! If that’s the case we got good news for you to. To celebrate the holiday we have finally gotten the long overdue Deep Fried Cockblock up in the store. Now everyone can nab the newest Cockblock mutation and chow down on the holy greasiness.
You can find more info on these guys in the Stitchmind Store. Thank you all for the thanky thankings and thanks for looking!
Valentine’s Day Sale!
February 10, 2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Cockblock is celebrating the Holiday of LOVE! Does your Cockblock Doll stand for or against the dreaded Valentines!? Now until Feb 14th get 20% off a Classic Cockblock doll. Go on!
Sale $20! Get one at the Store now!
Give the gift that special someone truly needs deep down inside.
November 24, 2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Damn! It’s Black Friday, time put some Cockblock Dolls on SALE PRICE. This Friday We are taking off 20% on White Cockblocks, and Cockblock Keychains. That’s Classic White and even our Big Fats!
Come and get the greatest gift you can give this season. Check out THE STORE To get one on sale now!
I am also going to have the limited edition colors available for backorder. We got most of them, but The Stitch is busy in his lab crafting the ones we are missing so they will be ready in time for the holidays. Yea! Enjoy!
Special Sale with Fab.com
July 31, 2013 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: cbadmin
I am very excited to announced that we are going to have a week long special sale on Cockblock Dolls through the amazing site fab.com
“There ain’t nobody here but us chickens! No, but really. We’ve gathered nothing but great chicken paraphernalia from egg-citing brands like Stitchmind and DKE (for all of your plush chicken needs) and the quirky Sarut (the chicken purse!). So clear the roost and make room for your new best friends.”
Fab is going to have a chicken themed sale for the week and Cockblock is invited. We have a bunch of to be sold through them so now is as good a time as any to pick one up. On top of that we have a special treat. Fab will be selling a very limited number of our special edition Cockblocks including the new Spooky black Cockblock with glow in the dark eyes. This will be the first place you can get this version on the internet so if you had your eyes on a spooky doll you should definitely head on over.