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Something Deep Fried is Out There
04/16/2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Sometimes Cockblock Magic can fall out of a pan and into a fire. For many this would be disastrous but for Cocklbock and crew the little hiccups are turned into great big lemonades. Remember whatever happens out there the Cockblock dolls will always try their best and some will survive in this harsh hungry world. Whatever the case we hear a strange crunchy sound in the distance and its coming closer, and all we think is the sizzling question: “Is Cockblock Magic really making the world a better place?”

Cheers,


Cockblock
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Cockblock Doll Adventures: Dublin
02/12/2016 · CATEGORY: Cockblock Doll Adventures · BY:


Time for some fun in the jolly streets of Ireland!


Hello friends. It is a chilly winter day and I have found my way to the magical green realm of Ireland. The land of luck, charms, and a lot of rocks and grass.


Today we will be making our way into the city of Dublin, the capital of this land of ire.


Like most European places, things are different then my homeland of the ‘muricas. For instance the roads to town are paved in stone and brick unlike the roads we have made of cheese and fried dough. (I may be mixing up America with a carnival, but I doubt anyone will spot the difference).




The tracks lead right into Dublin. Lots of old buildings stand with majestic history.
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Valentine’s Day Sale!
02/10/2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Cockblock is celebrating the Holiday of LOVE! Does your Cockblock Doll stand for or against the dreaded Valentines!? Now until Feb 14th get 20% off a Classic Cockblock doll. Go on!


Sale $20! Get one at the Store now!

Give the gift that special someone truly needs deep down inside.

Mighty Cockblock
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Wallpaper: Fishy!
01/25/2016 · CATEGORY: Nuggets of Goodness · BY:

Fishy Cockblock has come to pose for your very desktop wallpaper! Give your work space a little fish lovin’!


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Cockblock
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Tip of the Cockblock: The DO’s and DON’Ts of Resolutions
01/10/2016 · CATEGORY: Tip of the Cockblock · BY:

Om my! You interrupted my meditation you scoundrels! It is I, your favorite guru, Cockharishi, returned from my cave of enlightenment to avail you with my infinite wisdom and aid you on your journey of self-improvement, no toad-licking required!

The year is new and so are your goals; like a bright shiny penny, you want to pick up this new start and spend it wisely. Problem is every year so far you’ve reached for the stars and fell flat on your ass, but this time it’s going to be different, cuz your wise ol pay Mighty is here. Remember that saying about how doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the definition of insanity? Well now you can be certifiably* sane because I have some tips and tricks on how to make the most out of your 2016 New Year’s Resolutions.



*no certificates shall be issued at any time

DO: PLAN ACCORDINGLY

Nobody likes cold turkey, so when diving into that tepid pool of false hope you call resolutions try and pace yourself with some self-control. Trying to cut back on the sauce? Switch from vodka to wine before you pull your jaundiced behind onto the wagon. Or, if you vow to go to the gym more, pick one with a jacuzzi, or at the very least cable TV. I mean come on, what are you, a martyr?



DON’T: THINK TOO BIG

Nothing looks more unsexy then taking a sad failed turd of a resolution out back to be put down like a traumatic childhood memory, so pick a resolution that’s attainable. Keeping things light and simple will have you spending less time pulling your feathers out and more time savoring the sweet mustard of self delusional accomplishment. Take this for an example. If you play Elder Scrolls too often but just bought Fallout 4, resolve to play Elder Scrolls less often. Bam! Easy success and now you’re king of the world!



DO: Choose Wisely!

You are who you are, volunteering at the shelter once a month isn’t gonna transform you into Mother Theresa (the fairy tale one), so make sure a resolution will transform you into the glowing stud/stud-ette you always dreamed to be and, more importantly, how others picture you as. When Gandalf the Grey encountered the balrog he had a difficult choice to make. I mean yeah sure, He was gonna fight that buttmunch no matter what, (it was the only way through the mountain), but he CHOSE to do an extra kick ass job of it and in the end he got a sweet white hair upgrade. That’s sure to impress the lady wizards at the next enchanted ice cream social!


DON’T: Beat Yourself UP

Alright, so you slipped up, maybe that third bowl of ice cream NEEDED to be eaten, who’s to say? You’re not a pathetic worm, spineless and suitable only for the consumption of your avian overlords. Everybody falls sometimes. Try again tomorrow, but you might want to sleep in…. and possibly have a few muffins for breakfast to get your day started.



DO: USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM

A resolution doesn’t have to be a lonely quest. Chances are the people you rub shoulders with are as degenerate as you are. Find a friend with similar flaws and then discuss cheap/easy fix ideas incessantly. This will give the illusion of progress whether you actually do anything or not.



DON’T: WORRY, BE SLOVENLY

Once February rolls around, you will either have completely forgotten about your resolution, fought with your buddy, or been trampled to death under the heels of your superiors. But who cares? Resolutions a stupid tradition, invented by greeting card corporations to sell gluten-free notebooks or something. You could be struck by lightning tomorrow, so the way I see it as long as you don’t cling to tall metal poles during thunderstorms you are basically winning at life . So keep doing you and don’t forget there is always next year!

Until next time, namustard, my young Padawans and Padawanas.

Mighty Cockblock
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black frysdayssaele1
11/24/2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Damn! It’s Black Friday, time put some Cockblock Dolls on SALE PRICE. This Friday We are taking off 20% on White Cockblocks, and Cockblock Keychains. That’s Classic White and even our Big Fats!


Sale $20!


Sale $36!


Sale $6.00!

Come and get the greatest gift you can give this season. Check out THE STORE To get one on sale now!

I am also going to have the limited edition colors available for backorder. We got most of them, but The Stitch is busy in his lab crafting the ones we are missing so they will be ready in time for the holidays. Yea! Enjoy!

Mighty Cockblock
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Here Comes Black Friday
11/23/2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:

Hello My fluffy fluffer friends! My Favorite holiday is upon us! No not that thankful one. I’m talking about BLACK FRIDAAAAYY, the inky day where people go out and tear people limb from limb all in the name of SAVINGS. Cockblock might try to get out there and sample some of those delicious deals, or maybe we will stick around this weekend and celebrate with special Cockblock Festivities! Stay tuned to find out whats happening!

Mighty Cockblock
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Fishy Cockblocks now on Sale
07/15/2015 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY:


Our Store is now updated to sell Fishy Cockblocks. Fishy blue Cockblock dolls with magic tails and pink fins.
Hurry up and Get them out of here before the cat eats them all.

Regards,
The Stitch
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