Horny Cockblocks now on Sale
11/22/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
Just in time for your gifting shenanigans, Horny Cockblock have arrived in the store. This new doll has a horn… obviously, but also has a special vibrator inside it so it does a happy little Cockblock jig when you want to be cheered up… Comes in purple or extreme rainbow pastel.
Order one today in the Stitchmind Artworks store, hurry before their optimism burns a hole in my head.
Black Friday aproaches
11/19/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The blackness approaches!
My favorite holiday once again approaches! And we are not talking about the one with the turkeys. It’s the other one that happens at the same time! Black Friday! A day to secure the greatest of deals on the stuff you really NEED!
This week we will be celebrating the release of some of our newer items this year. First off we got the aforementioned Horny Cockblocks landing in from the rainbow planes with their magic horns and hot vibrating action!
These guys are new so grab them quick because they will be gone before you know it.
If vibrating horns aren’t your style we got some sales going on too. Our fancy-pancy trinkets will be on sale with metal keychains going for 20% off and our new line of enamel pins are going to be a whopping 30% off!
If you still haven’t grabbed a classic Cockblock yet we will have the white ones at 20% off and the still new classic Mewshroom in Red is also going for 20% off!
Still not enough blackening of fries for you? How about this salty treat, all plush orders placed this weekend will come with a free mini sticker pack!
Think of how amazing you will look as you gift these treats to your closest friends and family! But really think of yourself and how sweet it would be to get some of this stuff for the most important person of all! Remember these deals are short and hot, Lasting only the weekend! So go ahead and go to the store and get one!
The Horny Cockblock Invades!
11/12/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
From the mystic cosmos of the stars beyond… or at least from a high schoool girl’s Trapper Keeper from the 90’s comes the new Horny Vibrating Cockblock.
Horny Cockblocks are the best! The list of reasons why can go on forever! Lets start with that horn! So majestic! You can be sure that these Cockblocks are packing gallons of horny CB magic to ensure your social life is in peak control. What else is there? Well looks like these little fellas travel in pairs. Horny Cockblocks can come in either classy purple plumage, or more bold & wild rainbow pastel getup. This is one Cockblock that knows how to peacock around!
Oh yea one more thing. These guys can move! Horny Cockblocks have a little string on their butts. What mysterious powers will they display if someone were to pull that tempting line of fate?
That’s right VIBRATING ACTION. These Cockblocks are certainly making me weep with joy, we’re talking double rainbow style tears people!
Horny Cockblocks will be joining the special edition line of Cockblock Dolls and will be up for sale from Stitchmind Artworks really really son! We are talking like next week here folks!
Hope you can contain yourselves until then!
Something Horny is Out There
11/10/2017 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
The twisted aura of Cockblock spreads far and wide growing more uncontrollable each passing day, like a dancing storm! Sometimes that chaos goes in directions that even the most flippant of minds can’t comprehend. Mystical, magical places, and from he looks of it that’s just whats happening very soon. A new form of unidentified Cockblock is once again approaching us! The distant rumblings of something powerful, something shaky, something with girth! What strange new types of Cockblocks are out there in the stars? Let’s find out!
Thankful Thanks time with Cockblock
11/24/2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
Well now this year is fast reaching its salty end! What a wild few months that has been. We here at Cockblock are just tickled and giddy about all the exciting things that came abound.
The year ain’t over yet though. Your ol’ pal Mighty has got a few more tricks up these vinyl sleeves to throw at you guys. First off our new pals the Mewshrooms have just sprouted and are invading homes and lives as we speak! To make them feel welcome, Cockblock is going to be giving them a little fanfare to ring in the shopping season. For this years Black Friday special all Mewshroom purchases with come with an extra special limited edition free postcard gift. Now when you Bless someone with the Fungapuss you can write an official note to tell them how much they mean (or don’t mean) to you.
If Black Friday doesnt get you all riled up then you are probably the type that likes to sit back this weekend and feast on the birds and cornucopias! If that’s the case we got good news for you to. To celebrate the holiday we have finally gotten the long overdue Deep Fried Cockblock up in the store. Now everyone can nab the newest Cockblock mutation and chow down on the holy greasiness.
You can find more info on these guys in the Stitchmind Store. Thank you all for the thanky thankings and thanks for looking!
Deep Fried Cockblocks now on Sale
· CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: The Stitch
I have updated the Store to stock the new Deep Fried Cockblock, The new doll with the cooked features and happy bone.
Go to the store and order one today so I can use the space they are taking for healthier foods.
Mewshrooms are now available!
11/22/2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Mighty Cockblock
After a long journey and a crazy Kickstarter, Mewshroom has now officially joined the ranks in Cockblock’s entourage! Mewshroom plush are now available in the Stitchmind Shop where you can choose from five different colors to suit your fantastically fun fungus tastes. Learn more about our newest family member at fungapuss.com and visit the store to adopt one today.
Mewshroom needs help!
07/27/2016 · CATEGORY: Announcements · BY: Cockblock
Muuu muuu Myuu meuu myyy mueeu myu myu myu myu myuuu muuuuuu! Muuu mueeuyyyu Myuu muu myyy muu myu myu myu myu myuuu muueeeuuuu! Muuu muyyuu Myuu muu myyy myyeeuu myu myu myu myu myuuu muuueeuuu!
Hello! Mewshroom is happy but Mewshroom needs help! Mewshroom needs friends to come over to this realm but needs the power of crowdfunding to make friends come! Go to Mewshroom’s special website FUNGAPUSS.COM to learn more about ho to help Mewshroom as well as how to get a Mewshroom of your very own. Mush blessings from Mewshroom!